i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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