We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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