oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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