We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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