If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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