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say what?
wanna hang out?
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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