Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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