I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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