You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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