she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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