So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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