Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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