Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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