Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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