I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you made out with another girl for some wings
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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