I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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