Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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