butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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