I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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