So many bounce houses so little time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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