It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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