We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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