I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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