If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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