That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize