I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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