Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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