She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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