i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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