dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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