just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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