you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
tell me about the fingering
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