"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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