no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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