No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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