no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize