What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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