I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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