it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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