Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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