He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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