Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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