There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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