it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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