Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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