so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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