We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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