Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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