You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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