some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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