Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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